MY DISCERNING BRO

A recently received email:

Subject:

This is some hokey pokey bullshit i think

Text:

The last review, of little mexico's complimentary salsa: "it all depends on the jalapeños" as if the novelty of inconsistency suddenly became cool? Aren't 8.5's sfogliatelle frozen?

this is a crock of shit list

http://www.richmondmagazine.com/?articleID=d62811bd4829427567f37ce221d5a918